my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”
the waiter at olive garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now waiting for me to say when. customers are screaming. three people have died. I will not yield.
o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper
i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk
i :) am :) so :) stressed :) about :) everything :) all :) the :) time :)